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Beef Stew

I am currently single, long curly locks of brown hair, nice pearly whites, shimmering hazel eyes, and a nose, and just a hot piece of ace.

I enjoy long moonlit walks on the beach with some one I could hold close to me, a dramatically inexpensive but generally exciting date with a special someone at say maybe your favorite resaurant?, and later maybe we can go back to your place and study if you know what I mean...(females preferable)

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Get it Get it!!

My hot body, I do what I want.

Well I am speachless my hot body has me in a trance.
 

Favorite TV shows
 
Family Guy*, Real World, Sout Park, and Arrested Development
 
*By the way, Family Guy is the best show that has ever aired on television; ever.

Favorites

Here's a list of some of my favorite movies:

Dodgeball, Billy Madison, Dumb and Dumber, Old School, and Office Space
(just a few, i have many)

Here's a list of some of my favorite music:

Nirvana, Incubus, The Used, Green Day
But I can listed to just about anything...

Here are my some of my favorite movie quotes:
 
"Nice painting."
"Oh that thanks. I had someone draw it for me. It's a metaphor. You know to take the bull by the horns. Thats how I go about my life. No but really that acctually happened."                
Dodgeball
 
"Rock, R O K? "
"yea whats your point"
Rock, R O C K!!"
"ohhh the c is silent..."                        
Billy Madison
 
"Pick me up at quarter to 8:00?"
"Nah I got some stuff to do, better make it 7:45"        
Dumb and Dumber
 
"All you have to say is earmuffs and you can say whatever you want: sh**, f***, b****"
"Cock balls."
"I was just making a point Frank you dont have to celebrate it."          
Old School
 
"PC Load Letter?, what the f*** does that mean?!?"               
Office Space

"Trying is the first step towards failure"
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